Top 10 Barney Stinson Quotes


5. Season 1

Barney: “I’ve done so much good today, I’ve got, like, a soul boner”

 

4. Season 2

Barney: “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story”

 

3. Season 6

Barney: “New is always better.”

 

2. Season 2

Barney: “You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.”

 

1. Season 6

Barney: “I am Mr. Charity. I frequently sleep with sixes, chubsters, over thirty’s. I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang “

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