Smashing Lists

The alphabetic disorder is another way of striping down a man/woman of her sins, but Satan has a more abdominal way of calling a punishable absolution, a prison. In other words, humanity has come to the conclusion of accepting this way, therefore Satan now is charging down to the burning savanna for a nap. For the past 10 decades, mother Earth has bred and engulfed captives. Such a system grew in fashion and size, the day Napoleon lost his virginity. The good has assaulted the bad when the ugly ratted out the good. In brief, there is no other silent way to approach a prison warden and telling him to mind his own business unless you belong to the great three, a murderer, a deadbeat rapist and an intestinal innocent boy.

10. ADX – Colorado aka The Prison Zombie

My insides have spoken again, I would love to talk about the life that goes on within ADX, but it’s condemned just by talking about it. Started in 1994, build in Colorado, US, this is a supermax black hole, contained within walls is the population from all over the globe. Everybody in it worship the evil genius one way or the other. Everyone is trying to get a piece of everyone else, if it weren’t for the honest library packed with honest tales of prison literature, the inmates would have ruled over the entire Colorado in a matter of hours, that’s how profound the mind of a captive is. Trust us you never would love to meet your bad mother amidst this chaos; the Ariel view headache is enough to scare you away.

9. Tadmor Military Prison – The Butcher’s Den

Cannibals, felons, corrupt, crooked, illegitimate, wicked, and insane, you name it and the list goes on. Built in Syria, this is home to everyone who is not human; there is even a category for humans who behave like serial monkeys. You look the warden in the eye; you get a week’s solitude thrashing and a torture sleep over for free. This big house holds the record for every crime in the book, cigarette swaps, drug lord housing and other prison environment friendly job the inmates could think of. Methods of unthinkable brutality and various torture procedures have been the topic of discussion among many human rights organizations, but the rope dragging deaths and axe veiling still continues, after all you get to kill the bad guys. So who cares!

8. Carandiru Penitentiary- The HIV Honeycomb

Harassing, bullying, gang rape and all the possible forced assaults you can imagine happens in this prison. It’s situated in Brazil and holds over 7500 criminals. Inmates are quite healthy until the day they enter into the main prison lavatory, all that love, tender copulation and intimate discussion takes place right here, the result, well you are gifted with a healthy HIV engine (welcome to the team). So much for the crime!

7. La Sante Prison – The Hara-Kiri Jungle

This “residence for incarcerating criminals” belongs to the world’s sum up of all kinds of suicide kings. Yes, you will come across all kinds of ways to attempt suicide, in all kinds of religious seas. Furthermore, the environment is such that you would love to do it on yourself, shady concrete, medieval torture grounds, usage of old lethal methods of killing, etc., even the lunch grounds talk of death. Built in France on August 20, 1867, the architect Vaudremer left no room for a cozy nap. My advice; save all the hemoglobin you can.

6. La Sabeneta Prison – Venezuelan Carnage Cinema

It’s a shock to see the prison administration working so well with a meager staff to handle a bush hold of dirty inmates from all over Venezuela. The management is no less then criminals, they hoard the state money, stock and sell away the medical supplies, prison welfare currency is corrupted by the warden and his followers, only a handful of the inmates deserve good treatment, the rest are treated like a turkey being fed to the general’s dog. Oh boy!

5. Rikers – The New York’s Toothbrush Massacre

The naughtiest of all, nonchalant staff, smoke away the hues and cries of the innocent inmates pleading for their lives, when simultaneously allowing the inmates higher in the food chain to gang rape their way into them, after all humans have the natural instinct to procreate, and when a similar herd is isolated into a sordid corner, what else can you expect. The most notorious incident occurred when men on both sides exchanged their morning tools to stab the unlucky beings and in the process earning themselves a good renal therapy. Built on an island, this was initially a military training ground, and since 1884, it’s a become a contained Hell.

4. Diyarbakir Prison – The Wishful Hell of Turkey

Don’t get us wrong, this is in fact the loftiest of all, tamed on the outside, clean and quick, by quick we mean you don’t have enough time to even pee in peace, it’s like as if every move you make is recorded and you are required to do whatever you want as quick as possible, it’s like in the army, when you are asked to digest a three quarter pound steak in 20 minutes, very recommended and harsh. This prison holds children of all ages, juveniles drop in like bees here, and you never know what’s going to happen next. The guards do as they please, they are even rewarded bonuses on doing something peculiar, like asking the inmate to strip down and sexually arousing him whilst keeping the climax contained. Personally! They deserve a medal.

3. San Quentin State Prison – The Unknown Abyss

The management here act like termites being released over an anthill, well it feels like the guards want revenge over something, inmates are locked for hours without any food, malnutrition is a common site here. Ask the watch dogs, what they feed on, well now you know all that healthy cardiac muscle is being digested throughout the year. This is California’s finest, Americas deadly and an inmate’s swan song dream.

2. Mendoza Prison – The Pig Savanna

Ever entered a crowded bath house in Japan, where you get to view all kinds of skin color, organ magnitude limits etc., well that’s what it feels like in here. This is a large bathhouse with none of that soothing steam, except you still get the overcrowded bonus. It’s the white man’s forced pilgrimage to solitude. Hold that thought, there is also a tinge degree of racial discrimination, blacks as usual are murdered by the white guards, and then there is the Niger Bust Gang, which is the main reason behind the regular uprisings. On the whole this is not a place for tough faggots to be. This prison is situated in Argentina.

1. Nairobi Prison aka The Deceased Dwelling

Known for savagery and untold brutality, this prison is also overcrowded by 3000 against its regular capacity of 1400, so you can imagine all the pushing, shoving and the unexplained detailed sodomy that goes unnoticed. Inmates are required to clean all the filth; they are paid as little as 5 shillings for the entire time out. What you read in the papers or see on TV about the bulky muscular inmates, you can forget that now, as there is no gym equipment either; the management claims it to be a weapon of choice. Nobody flushes the toilets, hence the rapid outbreaks of cholera. Forget the medical staff too; if the inmates can’t survive the horror inside, no doctor is willing to get raped. Sorry doc, it’s your job though!