I was surfing the internet when I saw this crazy useless invention that hit the limelight a couple of weeks ago. Just so you know, that thing is discussed in this list and is actually at the top spot. I figured that if there are brains that can actually put this sort of a thing into production then there might be other geniuses out there with absolutely amazing inventions. So I researched and here I am with the list on ten of the most useless things you can actually buy. Enjoy the read!
10. CAT WIGS
I happen to be a cat person and this particular invention actually annoys the hell out of me. Cats are lovely creatures; they are beautiful, pretty and insanely cute. Why on earth would I want my cat dressed up in a wig? That’s exactly what a cat needs because they are so jealous of human hair. They have their own hair to worry about sir!
9. THE DOG SACK
I am sure most of our readers love dogs. I love them too but that’s not the point. You take a nice family trip and you bring your dog along. Now, if you care enough to take the dog along with you, I am sure it will not bother you if the dog actually sits inside the car right? This particular invention is all about installing a sack right outside the door of your car so your dog can have a seat of his own. Pretty genius, at least until you’re in a bumper to bumper traffic. Yeah, that ought to be fun.
8. PHONE FINGERS
We are living in a smart age where smart phones and other smart products are the thing. I am sure most of you own a smartphone, and probably the one with a touch screen. If you keep using the phone for a long time, you must have noticed that the screen gets a little smudgy with body oils and finger prints. Well, fear not because now you can wear these condom-like and so totally gay finger gloves to protect your screen. Your screen will never be smudgy again. Of course you can imagine how much of a hassle it will be to actually wear these and then take them off in emergencies. Hats off!
7. SUBWAY CHINREST
The last I heard, man was a social animal. I was unaware that that has changed to just ‘animal’. Are you aware that donkeys can actually sleep standing up? Well, don’t be jealous because on the subway, you can do the same thing and it is not limited to subways. You can very well have this pole in your house, because when is bed ever a comfortable place to sleep. Most of the times, people don’t get a seat on the subway so they have to stand, and the neck starts hurting if you keep standing for a long time, therefore, Subway Chinrest was born.
6. THE PIZZA FORK
You know how difficult it is to use both your hands while eating a pizza. You know, you hold a fork in one hand and a knife in the other one. Wouldn’t it be amazing if you could do everything with just one hand while the other hand rests? I think that’s what the inventor of this particular fork had in his mind. I mean, why, WHY would you install a pizza-cutter right on the fork? We can use two hands, and even if we are unfortunate enough to not use the other hand, we can manage. Thanks for your creativity, but no thanks.