Smashing Lists

This Christmas came heavy, snowed a lot, left no street bare, people all over wished for their well-being, couples dared not to spoil their happily going marriage by not making love on this blessed day, it felt like 14^th Feb had took notice of  the 25^th of this month, it can’t get more poignant and damper than this. Ask men who still know what to pack on this day, were agreeably rejected when the alms were unwrapped and had their virility stampeded. Brands all over the world undressed their sympathies just to get noticed. Mothers, virgins and reckless teens played the brand roulette to look different this year, but then it was a question of how many the pockets could provide; yes men were hesitant to lend any. Well Peter, you should have given her what she wanted, not throw a candy drama! Women are a product of men’s virtual biology; it’s as if you wanted to undress her while you saw her in panties pouring coffee in the kitchen. Amazing isn’t it?! There is one thing that really conceals your ambition whist allowing the disclosing to go noticed. You guessed it!  Well there are few choices you might go through before the next Christmas. There is no need to further hallucinate unnecessarily, now you can frame your retinal balance by just deceiving her into wearing something you always wanted for her. We are here to provide you with naked whilst cladded formula. No jeans scanner needed!

10. Cake Lingerie aka The Tigress’s Literature

Cake Lingerie!? We call it the tigress’s revenge! Barely concealing the cross section, you can now view more of the curvature and roadways when she turns for the door knob twice a day. Talk about the “V” spot, the orange blossom outer feel to it makes you want more of the tigress’s scum, you just can’t look away without noticing the smoothness around her tapering cellulite, and this is why the brand Cake makes it hard on, this Christmas list. Wait till you focus on the rear cushions, Cake again has done it well, you can still see the cleavage battling inside while she reaches for your fallen dirty drawers. Our advice, don’t ask her to wear this until it’s your day off.

9. Daniel’s Inviting Curls

This one will turn every whore into your virgin bride, yes don’t get us wrong, Daniel Green is a pioneer in women’s Lingerie art, he has drawn design for many famous celebrities out there. So, why not kill the beast and ask your Cinderella to wear it, no harm in that, Daniel won’t be happy until your hands shimmer along her curve huggers. We picked this art because it reminded us of your favorite cake toppings, now you just don’t have to blow the candles over, another big blowing adventure awaits you under the table, that of course if your surrender her shyness with this gift.

8. Elomi’s Curse

Aimed at blonde women, this art is not just fibers woven together; it’s an optical illusion in itself. Just concentrate on the colored squares in between the labyrinths, hard to keep count isn’t it? Well that’s what it does to you, you stare at it for so long that you forget where you began in the first place. The fiber is so slender it puts Lycra lions to shame. It comes in one piece, so that you can stretch it however you want, perfect for any bust size. It’s a true blanket sleeper for shy women and an absolute choice among males for their baby dolls. This one is branded by Elomi

 7. An Athlete’s Apparition

All I know is that being ahead of the competition is all about winning these days, but I was proven frozen when Felina, a top selling lingerie brand, released their all new crafty two piece women threads, and boy isn’t it worth the tongue battle? Sure it is. It’s what an athletic male would go for in his wife this weekend, a pair is complete with it, he dawns the red baseball cap and she has her red panties on, what a match! This Christmas should be celebrated with this choice, toss your virginity away, own Felina and you own your girl.

6. The Indecent Closure

What’s so announcing about this choice is that, it not just defines your under garments but you can also take it to the nearest park or even a shopping mall, totally undetectable. The large convenient knot around your busts and the flappy patches on your buttocks always makes sure someone isn’t looking too closely except your man’s eyes. This art yells security and keeps the charm until you enter your bedroom, where you either go bawdy blue or keep it on till the room’s morale reaches a climax. With so much detail packed in this design it hardy goes unnoticed, you can give it to her anytime, anywhere. We guarantee she will repay you tonight.

5. Dkny’s Antiquarian Sketch

It’s amazing how designers annotate several blueprints and in the end come up with one that’s intentionally disordered while it still keeps up the adrenaline. Applaud to those who made this design, it’s so comfy, so stretchable and an hour later, because the cloth blends so well with the skin you feel you have nothing on. That’s how well-crafted this is. You can now torture you man every time he ask for a kiss or when he asks you to pour his coffee and when you catch him starring down at you from the first floor window. Our line “you never felt admittedly naked before this”

4. The Drycleaner’s Jailhouse

Every irresistible inmate’s dream of tempting orgasm, this design arouses every morning with the intention of spurring out and going bare before us. Peter should not disappoint his lady without one, comes highly recommended and for a feasible price, this should not be callous to look at. I told my girlfriend the other day to knock off a few pounds before Christmas, she got the insinuation that something revealing is coming her way, hopefully she liked the concept and we had a capital time in bed during which there was a nationwide blackout. A dark Christmas indeed

3. The Seaweed Alligator Style

Woven sharply to resemble a swampy hideout for the merciless alligator to strike its victim between the limbs, this design says it all, its tightfitting, very smooth around the buttocks (so that once laid to rest, you don’t fell a thing), its secure around the busts, and you don’t have to worry about noticing the man noticing you, half the reception at the hotel will queue around to take a look. Branded of course by Elomi, this one comes with pajamas so that you can have your panties borrowed and allow room for your thighs to breathe some of the dollar skin too.

2. The Debutante’s Affair Look

Don’t be fooled by the strapless needy holdings this lingerie brings with the package, you have to be an idiot overlooking such a piece. Here it’s worn by our test model, Alexa; she sure has some meat blowing corners out of this lingerie, don’t tell this to your boss, or he will have you wearing it to work too. Denote people, we are here to tell you the difference between tasteless useless glamour and annoying bedroom erotic edibles. Yes you will not like yourself to be blindfolded while she applies the passion oil that comes with this package all over you. This lingerie was made to look at while you handcuff her to the bed. Wise choice indeed

1. The Galaxy Appetite Look

The ultimate blueprint of how vintage any lingerie should be when you have the old fashioned elite furniture around your villa till this blessed day. This classic limpid look is what you wanted the least for your loved one, after all you aren’t going to accompany her in jeans all the time, soon or later you have to embrace the natural hindrances and that’s where you need this lingerie, just sit back and watch your bed maiden bathe the room for you while you stare at her skin mop up your fantasies. These days see through is the second absolution, long were the times when you had to undress three layers of dreaded attire, just to get to the crust, which in fact you could have saved time for some quality foreplay. Branded by Blooming dale, you ought to get this one.