Top 10 Barney Stinson Quotes

Barney Stinson being the soul and spirit of How I Met Your Mother has lead the show to an international success.  Here are our choices for the ten best Barney Stinson Quotes!


10. Season 4

Barney: “God, it’s me, Barney. What up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”


9. Season 1

Barney: “Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”


8. Season 1

Barney: “The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she’s 17 years, 11 months old.”


7. Season 1

[Barney is stripping down…]
Robin: What the hell are you doing?
Barney: “I’m birthday suiting up!”


6. Season 1

Barney: “Don’t beat yourself up. He’ll be fine. I mean, the guy’s like a billionaire. He can put his platinum card on a fishing line and win ten chicks hotter than you”

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