Ten of the Stupidest Valentine’s Presents
People! Valentine’s day is around the corner and all around the whispers have started. ‘Who will be your valentine?’, and ‘What are you giving her on valentine’s?’. So on and so forth. In my personal opinion Valentine’s day is a big fuss for nothing and hence I decided to come up with the most embarrassing and stupid presents given on a Valentine’s day. If you get inspired from this, then go ahead, give these presents and end up alone for the next Valentine’s!
10. Mystery Novels
Well guys, if it’s a thriller/mystery novel reflecting in your girlfriends eyes this Valentine’s, you have a lot of explanation to do and of course don’t think too hard on the mysterious disappearance of your girlfriend. Even if your girlfriend is a novel addict, this is not what any lady expects from you on this ‘love’-ly occasion!
9 Pointless Jewelery
As a guy you may presume a girl to take fancy in jewelery but if that jewelery turns out to be screaming, ‘I AM SO POINTLESS’ then I assume you just needed to enter a couple party, so you let one chick on your hook for the day. Bad jewelery, especially the ones with extremely lame tag lines can get you one tight slap or a heartbroken tear from your girl. So look out!
8. A Boyfriend Pillow?
Well, this is rather stupid and plain desperate. Although some girls MIGHT find it adorable, (good Lord). This is just too much if you are just in the beginning of your relationship and even if you are an adult, this looks too desperate and the girl might end up thinking herself as one – hence her feelings might take a u-turn.
7. Gym Membership
I can only imagine the look on your girlfriends face when she looks at the membership card and I’m saying right now, THINK AGAIN before you do that because I won’t be there to say, ‘I told you so’. I came across a rather hilarious and well, true in all means, picture saying, ‘It’s not a woman’s dream to find the perfect man but to eat anything without getting fat’. So you can imagine that being assumed as a fat woman is a disgrace and a matter of great embarrassment to them. They will be sure to dump your ‘goodwill’ in a charity department.
6. The Sweet Heart Shirt
Have you ever seen couples wandering around on Valentine’s day in these joint shirts? I doubt it. The most cheesiest and uncomfortable gift you could gift to your Valentine and there are several possibilities of your day might ending up in a foul mood. This gift is extremely lame and does not signify love or true moments of your relationship (or rather, SHOULD NOT signify your relationship!)
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