9 Popular Yet Extremely Weird Toys for Kids

Toys are the oldest thing I remember about my childhood. They bring back many memories such as me annoying my parents just to buy me the toy I wanted, then not even letting anybody touch it and keeping it safe till a week or two. Back in the 90s we had some really cool toys but the list below are extremely weird.

9. Teddy Bear Gun

Yes sir, you thought correct. These guns are only used to fire stuffed bear toys, nothing else. It’s what I always wanted, to shoot some bears at other people just for the heck of it. My point to this specific Japanese “Inventor” (not being racist) is that he has outdone himself this time because this is not even near to being a toy.

8. Amputated Doll

The world of toy makers has gone nuts. The above doll was basically made without legs. Yes, she doesn’t have legs which I find shocking and disturbing for a 4 year old. I don’t have anything against the people with this problem, but the toymakers making this toy seems like they are making fun of those people. It’s just wrong and I think this toy should be banned.

7. You Can Shave The Baby

Shaving babies, are they freaking kidding me? Who in their right minds would want a doll for their child who has hair all over its body, and later it would want the kid to shave them. This toy is wrong in so many ways that it should be banned immediately.

6. The Monkey In Toy Story 3

The monkey above scares the heck out of me, what can I expect from kids? The maker of this toy might have real bad sense of creativity and humour. His big eyes, his expressionless face are just too scary to look at. But, this monkey is famous and it has its reasons to be as it featured in Pixar’s masterpiece Toy Story 3.

5. Dexter “Action Figures”

Dexter “Action Figures” are awesome but also bad for the children. After all, toys are made for children. The latest Dexter action figure had blood over it and was carrying a knife which caused an outburst by the parents that how they could buy something so violent for their children? If they loose the blood and the knife, this toy can become a best seller due to the fact of the popularity of the show.

4. Food Chain Friends

 
I don’t know what the companies are thinking these days. But Food chain “FRIENDS” is giving a total false meaning to the children. Who would make friends with the things they eat. I certainly can’t be friends with chicken or cows and neither can anybody else. This is just so wrong and is conveying wrong message to the children of the world.

3. Peek a Boo Pole

The image above is literally a stripper pole, on which you guys know what ladies do. But the question arises what is it doing in this blog? Yes people it is a toy, more like a practice stripper pole for CHILDREN and it also has some fake money in it. Why? Just tell me why anyone would consider a profession of a stripper unless the financial crisis get out of control. Why would you want your child to be encouraged by stripping profession?

2. Pregnant Barbie Doll

Barbie has always been loved and cared for since it first appeared. And since her appearance she had been in many professions. But when they decided to make Barbie a mother, it freaked me out because the doll had been shown pregnant, they had genuinely and explicitly described the child birth which I don’t think is appropriate for 5,6 year old children. The doll literally has a baby inside her stomach and has been shown with a huge belly. Other designs of Barbie dolls were great but the company really outdid itself this time.

1. Pee & Poo

Do I really need to explain this one? Pee & Poo was founded by a person named Emma Megitt, who had a master degree in graphic designing. I don’t know what they teach you in graphics designing, but I surely hope so that everyone has this much common sense that who in the world wants to play from the wastes of your body. Seriously, I don’t know what she was thinking when she designed this brand of toys because I don’t think it’s one of those toys that make kids say “Ooh I always wanted that”.