30 Famous Mythical Humanoid Creatures

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Some mythical creatures, have their origin in tradition and some might be living in distant past. However each culture is associated with a multitude of such creatures, many of them being humanoids. Literally, there are thousands of legendary humanoid creatures that might have in real or believed to be lurked upon our planet but we shall tell here the tales of the most popular ones integrated in various cultures.

1. Gog and Magog

 

 

 

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Gog Magog appear in the Qur’an, Book of Genesis, the Book of Ezekiel and the Book of Revelation. They are variously presented as supernatural beings, demons or national groups that lurked upon the land. Gog and Magog occur widely in mythology and folklore and their existence is accepted by many religions including Islam, Christianity and Judaism. The widely accepted belief both in Christianity and Islam holds that “He of the Two Horns” (a great and righteous ruler) or Two Ages (one who impacts on two ages) travelled the world in three directions, until he found a tribe threatened by Gog and Magog, who were of an “evil and destructive nature” and “caused great corruption on earth.” The people offered tribute in exchange for protection, he agreed to help them, but refused the tribute; he constructed a great wall that the hostile nations were unable to penetrate. They will be trapped there until doomsday, and their escape will be a sign of the end: “The War of Gog and Magog” would precede the return of Jesus. .

2. Satyr


 

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Satyrs were originally seen as companions of the goat god Pan in ancient Greek civilisation. The first drawings of satyrs were of normal men, though often with an erect phallus. It was later merged with the Roman faun which is when they began to be depicted as half men half goats (the upper body being that of the man, and the lower half being that of a goat). Satyrs are described as roguish but faint-hearted folk — subversive and dangerous, yet shy and cowardly. Many early accounts which apparently refer to this animal describe the males as being sexually aggressive towards human women and towards females of its own species. In old age they are often seen with horns on their head, while young satyrs are seen with nubs instead.

 

3. Abarimon

 

 

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Abarimon is the name of a legendary race with backwards feet, but in spite of this handicap were able to run at great speed. They lived side by side with wild animals and attempts to capture them failed because they were so savage. They lived in a great valley of Mount Imaus (now called the Himalayan Mountains in Pakistan). There was a special quality of air which meant if it was breathed for a long period of time it would be impossible to breathe any other type of air and the inhabitants could never leave the valley alive.

 

 

 

4. Nephilim

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Nephilim are beings, who appear in the Hebrew Bible; specifically mentioned in the Book of Genesis and the Book of Numbers; they are also mentioned in other Biblical texts and in some non-canonical Jewish writings. They were called fallen ones because men’s hearts would fail at the sight of them. Some suggest that they were giants and when they fell, the ground shook, causing others to fall too. They might not be historical figures but ancient imagery with questionable meaning. Some view of them as the hybrid offspring of fallen angels and human women. In Hebrew Bible there is also mention of Rephaites alongside Nephilims, who were an ancient race of giants in Iron Age and were thought to be dead that lurked upon earth.

5. Mermaid

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A mermaid is a mythological aquatic creature with a female human head and torso and the tail of a fish..The mermaids have been discussed since at least 5000 BC. Her origins are believed to be from the Great Queen Atargatis, who loved a mortal shepherd and unintentionally killed him. Ashamed, she jumped into a lake to take the form of a fish, but the waters would not conceal her divine beauty. Thereafter, she took the form of a mermaid—human above the waist, fish below. Mermaids were however noted in British folklore as unlucky omens – both foretelling disaster and provoking it. There is a high possibility that people had been confusing them with Sirenias (aquatic animals) or people suffering from a congenital disease Sirenomelia (aka mermaid syndrome in which a child is born with his or her legs fused together).

6. Banshee

 

 

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The Banshee is a female spirit in Irish mythology, usually seen as an omen of death and a messenger from the Otherworld. The story of the bean-sidhe began as a fairy woman keening at the death of important personages. In later stories, the appearance of the banshee could foretell the death. According to the legend, the banshee can appear in a variety of guises. Most often she appears as an ugly, frightening hag, but can also appear as a stunningly beautiful woman of any age that suits her and is seen washing the blood stained clothes or armour of those who are about to die. Although not always seen, her mourning call is heard, usually at night when someone is about to die and usually around woods.

7. Abatwa


 

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In Zulu mythology, Abatwa are tiny humans said to be able to hide beneath a blade of grass and to be able to ride ants. They are said to live a nomadic lifestyle and are continually on the hunt for game. Legend states that if one happens to come across an Abatwa, one will typically be asked a question like, “From where did you first see me?” One must reply by saying one saw them from a mountain, or some far away area. They are said to be extremely sensitive about their size, and if one answers by saying that one only saw them right then for the first time, the Abatwa will try to kill them with poison arrows. Stepping on an Abatwa by accident is also said to be a death sentence.Due to their shy nature, they will only tolerate being seen by the very young (said to be anyone under the age of 4), by magicians, and by pregnant women. If a pregnant woman in her seventh month of pregnancy sees a male Abatwa, it is said that she will give birth to a boy.

 

 

 

 

8. Elf

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An elf is a being of Germanic mythology. The elves were originally thought of as a race of divine or semi-divine beings endowed with magical powers, which they use both for the benefit and the injury of mankind. In pre-Christian mythology, they appear to have been divided into light elves and dark elves, The earliest preserved description of elves comes from Norse mythology that holds that the men could be elevated to the rank of elves after death, Crossbreeding was possible between elves and humans in the Old Norse belief.Words for the nymphs of the Greek were translated to be same as “elves” or its variants by Anglo-Saxon scholars.

 

 

9. Cyclops

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In Greek and Roman mythology, a cyclops is a member of a primordial race of giants, each with a single eye in the middle of its forehead. It is a great possibility that people have been mistaken a congenital abnormality called Cyclopia in which the human baby is malformed having only one central eye.

 

 

10. Orc

 

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Orc is a word used to refer to various races of tough and warlike humanoid creatures in various fantasy settings. Orcs are often portrayed as misshapen humanoids who are brutal, warmongering, and sadistic. Orcs are described of varying size, ugly, filthy, with a taste for human flesh. They are fanged, bow-legged and long-armed, and some have dark skin as if burned. The author Tolkien describes them as “squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes … degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types”. They are portrayed as miserable, crafty and vicious beings. In nearly all the epic works, their origins are considered as foul broodlings animated solely by the Satan’s evil will.

 

 

 

11. Kapre


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Kapre is a Philippine mythical creature that could be characterized as a tree demon, but with more human characteristics. It is described as being a tall, brown, hairy male with a beard. Kapres are normally described as smoking a big tobacco pipe, whose strong smell would attract human attention. The term kapre comes from the Arabic “kaffir” meaning a non-believer in God. apres may make contact with people to offer friendship, or if it is attracted to a woman. If a Kapre befriends any human, especially because of love, the Kapre will consistently follow its “love interest” throughout life. Also, if one is a friend of the Kapre then that person has the ability to see it and if they were to sit on it then any other person could see it. Kapres are also said to play pranks on people, frequently making travelers become disoriented and lose their way in the mountains or in the woods.


12.Leperchaun


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Leprechauns have been linked to the Tuatha Dé Danann of Irish mythology who are thought to derive from the pre-Christian deities of Ireland. When the surviving stories were written, Ireland had been Christian for centuries, and the Tuatha Dé were represented as mortal kings, queens and heroes of the distant past; however there are many clues to their former divine status. Popular depiction shows leperchauns as being no taller than a small child. The leprechaun is said to be a solitary creature, whose principal occupation is making and mending shoes, and who enjoys practical jokes. According to William Butler Yeats, the great wealth of these fairies comes from the “treasure-crocks, buried of old in war-time”, which they have uncovered and appropriated.According to McAnally the leprechaun is the son of an “evil spirit” and a “degenerate fairy” and is “not wholly good nor wholly evil”

13. Ogre

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Ogre possibly derived from Oegrus from Greek mythology who was the son of Greek blood shedder god. The word ogre is of French origin. Keeping the Greek myth, Oegrus might have cursed some people to ogres where an ogre is described large, cruel, monstrous and hideous humanoid monster. Also featured in mythology, folklore and fiction. Ogres are often depicted in fairy tales and folklore as feeding on human beings, and have appeared in many classic works of literature. In art, ogres are often depicted with a large head, abundant hair and beard, a voracious appetite, and a strong body. The term is often applied in a metaphorical sense to disgusting persons who exploit, brutalize or devour their victims. The French tale tells of them as habitants of kingdom of Logres [England].

14. Dziwożona

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Dziwozoana or Mamuna are female swamp demons in Slavic mythology known for being malicious and dangerous. Most at risk of becoming one of these demons after death were thought to be midwives, old maids, unmarried mothers, pregnant women who die before childbirth, as well as abandoned children. Sometimes they carry off young men to be their husbands. The Dziwozona had huge breasts which they used for attack and murdering.

15. Mono Grande

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They are descibed as ape-like hairy and men-like torso-ed cannibals sighted in South America. They are reported as being aggressive to humans. And on encounter they attack humans on sight but might carry off women for breeding. However they are unrecognized by a scientific consensus and myths that came to South America with European colonists.

16. Vampires

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Vampires are mythological beings who subsist by feeding on the life essence (generally in the form of blood) of living creatures, regardless of whether they are undead or a living person.Although vampiric entities have been recorded in many cultures, the belief in vampires and bloodsucking demons is as old as man himself, and may go back to prehistoric times. Vampires were generally referred to as cold beings who could be destroyed by daylight. Holes appearing in the earth over a grave were taken as a sign of vampirism. There is no scientific evidence of vampirism except the Vampire Bat.

17. Tellem

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The Tellem were the people who inhabited the Bandiagara Escarpment in Mali. It is thought by some in Mali today that the Tellem possessed the power of flight. They are described like “Lord of the ring’s Hobbit like creatures” and they built dwellings around the base of the escarpment as well as directly into the cliff-face like the hobbits. Many of these structures are still visible in the area.

18. Yeti

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Yeti or abominable snowman mythological humanoid creature  said to inhabit the Himalayan region of Pakistan and Nepal. The scientific community largely regards the Yeti as a legend, yet it remains one of the most famous creatures of cryptozoology parallel to Bigfoot of North America. It is tall, bipedal creature covered with long white hair and wore no clothes. He had an interesting feature of changing his hair colour in sunlight to fox red.

19. Tiyanak

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Tiyank is a creature which, in Philippine mythology, imitates the form of a child. It usually takes the form of a newborn baby and cries like one in the jungle to attract unwary travelers. Once it is picked up by the victim, it reverts to its true form and attacks the victim.Aside from slashing victims, the tianak also delights in leading travelers astray, or in kidnapping children. Theories claim that the tianak is the spirit of a child whose mother died before giving birth. This caused it to be “born in the ground”, thus gaining its current state.

20. Werewolf

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Werewolf is a mythological human with the ability to shapeshift into a wolf or an anthropomorphic wolf-like creature, either purposely, by being bitten or scratched by another werewolf, or after being placed under a curse. This transformation is often associated with the appearance of the full moon. Werewolves are often attributed super-human strength and senses, far beyond those of both wolves or men.

21. Fomorian

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In Irish mythology, were a semi-divine race who inhabited Ireland in ancient times. They may have once been believed to be the beings who preceded the gods, similar to the Greek Titans. It has been suggested that they represent the gods of chaos and wild nature, as opposed to the Tuatha Dé Danann who represent the gods of human civilization. They are sometimes said to have had the body of a man and the head of a goat, or to have had one eye, one arm and one leg, but some, for example Elatha, were very beautiful.

22. Blemmyes

The Blemmyes was a tribe which became fictionalized as a race of creatures believed to be acephalous (headless) monsters who had eyes and mouths on their chest. Ancient writers sometimes used the term anthropophagi (Grk: man eaters) to describe the Blemmyes, as they were known for their cannibalistic proclivities.

23. Tikbalang

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Tikbalang is a creature of Philippine myth said to lurk in the mountains and forests of the Philippines. It is generally described as a tall, bony humanoid creature with disproportionately long limbs, to the point that its knees reach above its head when it squats down.It has the head and feet of an animal, most commonly a horse. It is sometimes believed to be a transformation of an aborted fetus which has been sent to earth from hell. Tikbalangs are said to scare travelers and lead them astray such that they keep on returning to an arbitrary path no matter how far he goes or where he turns. Supposedly this is counteracted by wearing one’s shirt inside out.

24. Encantado

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An encantado is a Brazilian legendary creature. They live in a deep underwater realm named the Encante. Encantados are most commonly viewed as a type of freshwater dolphin or sea snake that has the ability to shapeshift into human form. They are characterized by superior musical ability, seductiveness, and attraction to parties. The creature’s transformation into human form seems to be rare, and usually occurs at night. While in human form the encantado will wear a hat to hide its protruding forehead. It does not disappear while shapeshifting and frequently displays magical abilities, such as the power to control storms and haunt humans. They use various mind control techniques and can inflict illness, insanity, and even death. The creatures are known for kidnapping humans. Many villagers will not go near the Amazon River at night because of this. Plenty of South Americans believe in the existence of the encantado and claim to have seen and interacted with the species.

25. Aswang

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Aswang is a mythical creature in Filipino folklore. The aswang is an inherently evil vampire-like creature and is the subject of a wide variety of myths and stories, the details of which vary greatly. Spanish colonizers noted that the Aswang was the most feared among the mythical creatures of the Philippines, even in the 16th century. “Aswangs” are often described as a combination of vampire and witch and are almost always female. They are sometimes used as a generic term applied to all types of witches, manananggals, shapeshifters, werewolves, and monsters. Aswang stories and definitions vary greatly from region to region and person to person, so no one particular set of characteristics can be ascribed to the term. However, the term is often used interchangeably with manananggal, which is a particular creature with a specific set of features. They are often portrayed as a monster with wings which flap loudly when she’s far away and quietly when she’s nearer.

26. Basajaun

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In Basque mythology, the basajaunak are a spirit dwelling in caves or in the woods who protects flocks of livestock and teaches skills such as agriculture and ironworking to humans.The basajaun also exists in Aragonese mythology in the valleys of Tena, Ansó, and Broto. Fifteenth-century carvings depicting the basajaunak can be seen in Burgos Cathedral and in the monastery of Santa María la Real in Nájera.

27.  Rakshasa

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Rakshasha is a demon or unrighteous spirit in Hindu and Buddhist mythology. They are believed to be derived from foot of the Hindu God of Creation. Rakshasas are a populous race of supernatural humanoids who tend toward evil. Powerful warriors, they resort to the use of magic and illusion when unsuccessful with conventional weapons. As shape-changers, they can assume various physical forms, and it is not always clear whether they have a true or natural form. Rakshasas are notorious for disturbing sacrifices, desecrating graves, harassing priests, possessing human beings, and so on. Their fingernails are venomous, and they feed on human flesh and spoiled food.

28. Wendigo

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Wendigo is a mythical creature appearing in the mythology of the Algonquian people. It is a malevolent cannibalistic spirit into which humans could transform, or which could possess humans. Those who indulged in cannibalism were at particular risk,and the legend appears to have reinforced this practice as taboo. Wendigos were alien like embodiments of gluttony, greed, and excess; never satisfied after killing and consuming one person, they were constantly searching for new victims. In some traditions, humans who became overpowered by greed could turn into Wendigos; the Wendigo myth thus served as a method of encouraging cooperation and moderation.

29. Incubus

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Incubus is a demon in male form supposed to lie upon sleepers, especially women, in order to have sexual intercourse with them, according to a number of mythological and legendary traditions. An incubus may pursue sexual relations with a woman in order to father a child, to carry on its legend. Some sources indicate that it may be identified by its unnaturally large or cold penis. Tradition holds that repeated intercourse with an incubus may result in the deterioration of health or death. Victims may have been experiencing waking dreams or sleep paralysis. The influence of incubi could also have been invoked to explain otherwise “unexplainable” pregnancies or real rapists might have been described as incubus to escape punishment.

30. Sasquatch

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Sasquatch or better known as Bigfoot is usually described as a large, hairy, bipedal humanoid. The scientific community considers Bigfoot to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a real creature. Alleged witnesses have described large eyes, a pronounced brow ridge, and a large, low-set forehead; the top of the head has been described as rounded and crested, similar to the sagittal crest of the male gorilla. Bigfoot is commonly reported to have a strong, unpleasant smell by those who claim to have encountered it. Proponents have also claimed that Bigfoot is omnivorous and mainly nocturnal.

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Comments (35)

 

  1. LuCaSs says:

    Muy buen post! super interesante

  2. john says:

    You english not too good. Is second language?

    • SiD says:

      @john it is actually spanish that he used. btw article is pretty interesting, even a few monsters were in Supernatural tv show :)

      • HigitusFigitus says:

        SiD
        Do you mean “A supernatural TV show” or “Supernatural the TV show”
        Because if you mean the latter, I only remember the Windigo being on there. What others were there? Unless, of course, you’re counting the vamps and werewolves, which I am not because of the major alterations the show took to them (retractable fangs for vamps, lack of fur for wolves, etc)
        Sorry, I’m a Supernatural addict (A posessed Sammy is an awesome Sammy! Jared does a good EVIL SAM)
        Also, did you see Live Free or Twihard? I’m not a Twilight fan, so I found that episode hilarious. I’m sure there are some that were offended though…

        Anywho, I just was wondering what other critters the show contained.

  3. Nob says:

    “Sometimes they carry off young MEN to be their HUSBANDS.” The Dziwozona is, for sure, the most scary monster for many then…

  4. James says:

    wow great post! I haven’t heard of a lot! Scary stuff for some of them!

  5. Moe says:

    I have tertiary syphilis.

  6. Inn Ternet says:

    I hate how in no matter what species these creatures are, usually the men want to rape the women. That’s crazy as Hell. Just goes to show, 99.9% of human men want nothing but sex so the humanoids want sex, too! If you’re a man and you say “Omfg I respect women and I don’t always think of sex” then that just means you’re the .1% of the normal ones :)

    What freaks me out the most about these, is that a lot are from the Phillipnes(sp?). Glad I don’t live there!

    • Divine says:

      i agree with you!

    • Kevin says:

      rape would always be a part of every world culture, in greek mythology there are cases of rape or in a more english preferences, rapture,..of course you might have heard about hades kidnapping persephone from mount olympus or on how hephaeustus attempted to rape athena right in a way after she have sprouted from the head of her father zeus or on how zeus have raped the goddess rhea after he have found out that he cannot marry,..you see i have however cited examples of mythical rapes just in greek mythology alone how much more if i to say more of those “men rape the women” on every culture?,…and doe your information most mythical creatures were tend to explain as to what the natural occurences have taken place,..kinda like a religion or an science, for there were computers during those times so as to explain the eclipse as to they believe dragons and monsters devours the moon,…my point however is that i dont see the logic of what you say,.”What freaks me out the most about these, is that a lot are from the Phillipnes”,…what’s wrong with all those creatures coming from that country?”,..it may be different from its other counterparts but surely there would always be a lot in common in whatever culture you would decipher in this world either it may be ancient or present?,…i live in the philippines actually,..and im a bit offended of what you said

  7. Ali says:

    “The Dziwozona had huge breasts which they used for attack and murdering.” Uhhh…attack of the killer tits? How would that work? o.O

  8. ok tsanak its filipinos made it im a filipino so i know it its actually at horror movies at philippines always tikbalang not so much and kapre only like rare to tell in philippines

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  10. Jerome says:

    forgot the Chupacabras

  11. Ciara says:

    The irish are catholic not christian =/

  12. ivan says:

    The picture of the “Encantado” is wrong.

    The Encantado is a Delphin or a man with hat

  13. Tyciol says:

    Interesting mythology.

  14. janssen says:

    what about the Yowie from Australia ? similar to the yeti and satchquatch..,,there all demonic manifestations of the spirit world ..Kingdom of darkeness and the kingdom of light ,,The bible ,explains the difference and the ongoing battle ..And why these creatures .manifest ,when you least expect it . Be armed With the name Of Jesus ! The king of kings and lord of lords ! Shout Jesus !! at the top of your voice ..drive Satan and his wimpy creatures ,,way ,away !

    Jesus is lord ,,rebuke Evil ! in His name !

  15. garblarx says:

    You used a couple of stupid pictures but otherwise not bad
    ie. the tellem and mondo grande

  16. Wow. says:

    Wow, the amount of art theft on this post is incredible. Have some respect and at the very least credit the art you’re using, or better yet ASK the artist for permission.

  17. varsha says:

    rakshasas are real from my side of view as you all must have read the story of krishna,balram and the rakshasas

  18. CROSS says:

    I agree with varsha tho i’ve never read those books

  19. junaid says:

    the mythical creatures were nice I think like thi creatures are not there in the world

  20. boring says:

    BORING

  21. nothing i was looking for, i wanted an irish male creature that appears human :P

  22. Sammi(: says:

    This is awesome, I love monsters of legend/mythology. I am not quite sure why though. I haven’t really seen any of these so it’s great! (: I love them, but don’t you think that demon baby thing looks strange? I know it’s an edited picture but if the baby possessed looks like that doesn’t anyone find out? I mean, the look of the baby is quite scary. I’m sure I would be able to– by looking at the baby — find out what it is. Wouldn’t someone else? Or do they hide their appearance from the humans? That’s awesome though lol

  23. MJ says:

    Ok, this site freaked me out. I never knew about these horrific humanoid creatures. What if they are used by satanists to attack and terrorize peope? Does the United States Government condone such evil attacks because I have spoken to Christians and they have specifically stated to me that the US Government does in fact allow such vicious and maliciousness of these evil people to occcur. Now, I was sleeping one night and it was right after some really freaky people who have been allowed to break and entre my home by the Sherriffs Department, the NYS Troopers in Brewster’s Office, The Secret Service, The FBI, CyberCrime, as welll as other States and Governmental agencies that I begged to help me while these vicious monsters terrorized and attacked me and my family and admitted to doing it for many years publically as if my family was their entertainment to molest and pediphile my children for years. And all of this is freaking me out. Then these evil people laugh about what they did as if the are the Illumatti/Illumanate of satan. I found divination prayers inside my home. I rebuked this evil spirit incubus by using God’s name and it died. And has not come back. How long did these evil people do this to my family. Where the US Government spied upon us and thought it was funny. Then they tell me in Christian church where it was never discussed in Catholic church about any of this. Because I asked about it in Christian church otherwise they don’t discuss it either. How are we supposed to arm ourselves under vicious attack by such evil people? If Churches do not discuss this stuff. I didn’t have a problem with God. Evil People did. Did they just enter my home and conjure up some whackjob incubus. I mean bands call themselves these names. and its just music right? They don’t use this kind of music to conjure up these kinds of evil spirits do they? I will never listen to that Radio again. I promise God! I will cover my ears when I go into stores. Does the US Government use sort of like some sicko subliminal humanoid creatures that are conjured up inside the chanting of music or something like under media control? Do the do it with television as well? I am NOW SO FREAKED OUT. I WANT THE HELL OUT OF THIS COUNTRY NOW. SO HELP ME GOD I DO! These evil people did these things and then blamed me for what they did! Like HYPOCRITS. And I tell people some of their names and some people get angry about it. That’s not my fault God! I am just figure out just why they did this to me after 20 years of Nursing, after helping millions of American’s I never expected any thank you’s from anyone, I did This God because you gave me a kind heart. Where they allowed the MOST VICIOUS COLDHEARTED EVIL PEOPLE ON THE PLANET TO ATTACK ME, MY KIDS AND MY DOGS! They even stole my passport the last time they must have entered my home. I WANT MY PASSPORT BACK GOD! GET ME OUT OF HERE! Am I on a sort of like alternate universe now? I WANT BACK ON MY LOVING, NORMAL PLANET! OK GOD! PLEASE! I LOVE YOU! AND THEY DON’T! OBVIOUSLY. OR GOD! IF I AM NOT ON AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE OR SOMETHING CAN I GO BACK INTO OUR LITTLE LOVE BUBBLE? I MISS IT. AND WHEN WE WERE IN OUR LITTLE LOVE BUBBLE YOU WERE ALWAYS MIRACULOUS WHERE MAYBE I AM SORRY, I MAYBE TOOK IT FOR GRANTED! I DIDN”T MEAN TO! BUT YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME!! AND I THOUGHT IT WAS NORMAL WITH THE LOVE OF GOD! GOD! AND ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS DO WHAT MY CATHOLIC FAMILY TOLD ME TO DO. SO! THE MINUTE I LISTEN TO THEM, EVIL PEOPLE ATTACK AND TERRORIZE ME? I DON”T GET IT. MOM AND SUSAN TOLD ME I WAS BEING RIDICULOUS ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS AND I WASN’T WAS I? SO! OMG! HELP ME GOD! MORPH ME OFF THIS PLANET? PLEASE! THANK YOU FOR FORGIVING ME! PLEASE PUT THESE EVIL MONSTER TERRORISTS OUT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE! BE GONE ILLUMANTI OF SATAN ‘S’!!!! That is what other Nurses are calling these evil people! OK! Just in case! I REBUKE YOU ILLUMANTI OF satans in the name of the LORD JESUS CHRIST! BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS! THANK YOU HOLY FATHER! AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. MJ says:

    I WILL CARRY MY BIBLE EVERYWHERE I GO GOD! I PROMISE! JUST GET THESE EVIL MONSTER TERRORISTS HELLO! AWAY FROM ME GOD ENTIRELY! STOP THEM TAKING CARE OF PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGED AND ENCAGED CHILDREN GOD! PLEASE! AND IF ANY OF THESE MONSTERS ENTER A SINGLE FOOT ONTO MY PROPERTY STRIKE THEM DEAD GOD, PLEASE! IF THEY SPY UPON ME AT ALL GOD, STRIKE THEM DEAD! THANK YOU GOD! I LOVE YOU! CAN YOU ASK THE QUEEN ELIZABETH IF I CAN GO AUSTRALIA AND BE SAFE THERE? I WILL GO TO CHURCH! I PROMISE! I PUT ON HOLY OIL AND ITS LIKE WAMMO NOW I AM A BOOZER! IF I COMPLAIN ABOUT THESE VICIOUS PEOPLE I AM MORPHED INTO A CRYSTAL METH ADDICT WHEN THEY WERE! I’M NOT!!!! DID SHE SNIF HOLY WATER AROUND ME OR SOMETHING? TO CALL ME THAT! WHAT A WHACKJOB! HELLO! SHE WAS THE CRYSTAL METH ADDICT! WHILE I WAS HOME RAISING MY BABIES! AND WORKING MY BUTT OFF WITHOUT ANY HELP! BUT YOU GOD! THEN THEY GET MAD AT ME FOR WANTING MY KIDS TO HAVE THERE DEADBEAT DAD PAY A 1/4 of a MILLION DOLLARS IN UNPAID CHILD SUPPORT ARREARS ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR MINDS OR SOMETHING!? WHEN I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH HIM JUST CALLING THEM AND SHOWING HER CARED ABOUT THEM! I NEEDED HELP! OK GOD! CAN I GO TO AUSTRALIA AND LIVE IN THE OUTBACK IN A TENT WITH YOU AND BE AROUND WILD ANIMALS? IT WILL BE SAFER THAN THE WHOLE ENTIRE AMERICAN NATION GOD! PLEASE! THANK YOU! I AM NOW SO FREAKED OUT ABOUTTHIS INCUBUS THING! CAN I REBUKE THE BAND INCUBUS? Or other bands? Or all bands? Or all music? And Radio Announcers? And the US MILITARY! ONE LAST WEEK I HAD TO THROW HOLY WATER ON AND YOUR BLOOD JESUS CHRIST! Are they Robots and Zombies? Is Mark? If I can, please accept that rebuke! THANK YOU GOD! AMEN.

  25. MJ says:

    I AM OLD NOW! WHY ARE THESE VICOUS MONSTER TERRORISTS IN NEW YORK STILL FANTASIZING ABOUT ME! TELL THEM TO GET A LIFE AND STOP SPYING ON MY LIFE AND FAMILY AND RAPING MY DOGS! CAN I PLEASE BRING MY DOGS TO AUSTRALIA? THEY NEED PROTECTION. PLEASE SEND SAINT ARCH ANGEL MICHAEL AND HIS ENTIRE ARMY TO PROTECT US! EPH 6:10-17, LIKE SHIELDS UP! AND NEED FOR COUNTER ATTACK IF AND WHEN NECESSARY. THANK YOU, HOLY FATHER! BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS! I AM THAT FREAKED OUT ABOUT THIS INCUBUS CREATURE GOD! DOES THE BAND INCUBUS CONJURE UP INCUBUS’S OR SOMETHING? I REBUKE ALL OF THEM, IF I CAN! God, what about the Musician’s I had as family, friends and patients, WHAT ABOUT ME, what did I do!? What did they do? What did I do with the kids teaching them music? What did that synthesizer do? What did I do when I did the synthesizer for the band? Please tell me. GOD! I ONLY USED MUSIC TO TELL JOKES AND STORIES! SORRY! THEN WHEN THEY ATTACKED I SPUN THIER HEADS RIGHT OFF THEIR HEADS WITH MUSIC! WHO WOULDN’T! BUT YOU! I SHOT IT RIGHT BACK TO THEM! WHO WOULDN’T! THANK YOU FOR BEING MY DOUBLE SHOT GUN WITH ARCH ANGEL MICHAEL INSTEAD OF DIRTBAG NOW I REBUKE THAT MEL TED NAVY SEAL SO MUCH GOD IF I CAN, THANK YOU FOR BEING MY MACHINE GUN AND ATOMIC SUPERCHARGED, AND LASER READY WEAPON! THANK YOU FOR BEING MY VERY OWN RESCUE SQUAD AND SWAT TEAM! THANK YOU FOR BEING A HUMOUNGOUS MAGINIFYING GLASS UPON ALL OF THEM NOW! ZERO”D IN ON DC, NY, CT, GA, TX, CA, FL, ILL, OK, AND THE LIKE, THANK YOU FOR MY US SENATOR, GOD SO MUCH!, BECAUSE IF IT WASN’T FOR HIM AND TRUMP AND GATES AND MR. NYSE KINGPIN AND THE MOST PROMINENT MEDICAL DOCTORS IN THE WORLD MEN AND WOMEN LIKE THEM, I WOULD THINK THE ENTIRE PLANET WAS FULL OF EVIL MEN AND WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH GOD FOR THEM. AMEN.

  26. anaxagoras says:

    i’ll have to admit that Kapre has that good illustration eventhough it has that inaccuracy in it,..kapres suppose to be hairy,dark and would smoke a long fat cigar,..but what my grandmother or the other elders didn’t tell me however is the origin of the word Kapre,.i have only known by now that it actually mean an atheist or an unbeliever of god,..back when i was a child, i thought the word kapre would mean as something “black and dark”, as to what my mother told me when she was young, she have been teased and nicknamed as KAPRA, for she had that negroid complexion LOL

  27. Jessica says:

    My mom is from the Philippines, she told me there was an old woman who lived beside her (neighbor but a little far from her), was an aswang, and that sometimes at her window he would hear “wok wok wok wok wok wok wok!!!!!!!!” (the sound of a wok wok,) at the window, and that it was her, and that there were many rumors about the woman living there and how at night she turned to an aswang, and she also had this mythological creature demon creature that is, as a pet in her basement, I forgot what it’s called but it’s like a sick dog who’s legs are messed up and walk backwards, it was very scary..Not even lying :/ don’t go there…i am next year but I really don’t know if I should haha

  28. Brandon says:

    Is that MJ person okayy? Whatever “evil people” they were, they werent a demonic spawn. I know life science quite well and thats why Im an atheist, due to the scientifically impossible fact of a hell or heaven. Yes the US government is full of satanists and the Illuminati. But theyre as ignorant as most of the world. And if your God will protect you and your family, why would you have been attacked? And just because a band is called Incubus, doesnt mean they conjure anything. Incubus has no connection to hellspawn in anyway, they use the name metaphorically. Yes SOME music is satanic but not all, no where near half even. MJ reply when your God shows up and fixes everything.

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